so, today was my court date. yes, court date.
now dont be crazy, im not a murderer, or a rapist (well, i just havent been caught for my rapings, teehee) but i am however, guilty of selling cigarettes to minors. now, it was not even on purpose or anything. but it has ended up being one the most annoying disgusting dealios ever.
ill tell you the story.
one day, i went to work. just a normal day at work, at bens gasbar. twas a good job. i didnt hate it, and i got to work with kaitlyn (like my bff). so one day some girl comes in and byes some prime times, and i sold them to her, and i didnt ID her, because i thought she was old enough.
anyways a few minutes later, two old french losers came in and told me what i did, and gave me a fine($365!!!), made me cry in front of all the people in the store, etc etc. anyways, then i called my boss, and told him what had happened.
my honesty was recieved by "HOLY FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK, LEIGH? JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!" and then him hanging up on me. this didnt help with the whole crying thing, i mean, clearly it made matters worse. kaitlyn was being a nice bff, and trying to make me feel better and whatnot, when the phone rang, she answered it becuase i couldnt really talk at the moment ( i dont take things that fines and swearing and whatnot very well). anyways. she got of the phone, and said "that was Ben, he said you could go home"
yes, that is right, i was fired by my bestie. like wtf?!?! who does that? BEN! thats who makes besties fire eachother.
so today, 7 months later, was my trial to dispute the fine. i was at the courthouse for like 8 hours, 2 of which i had to spend with ben, whom i hadnt spoken to since the phone swearing. it was fun...
actually, my lawyer, bob carew is a pretty cool guy. he makes me sounds really good in court, talking about due diligence, and how i had done everything i thought nessecary. etc etc
so, anyways, stupid bitch crown lawyer girl is a bitch, and she made me wanna cry again.. so i hate her. but i didnt cry.
and then, after my eight hours in court, the justice told us we would have to come back for teh verdict, and gave me a date of aug 18.
ughh
hate it
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i dislike ben.. stupid dickface
ReplyDeleteThey have express court, Its Judge Judy! lol it'll all work out in the end! damn I sound corny
ReplyDeleteanyways, just let the process take a really long time and claim defense by habeus corpus, I know I spelt that wrong, its like 11 at night son who cares, but honestly if you have to go back cause he conudn't make a decision on a case that some judges would just hammr down a gavel and say guilty, you're doing pretty well