so lately ive been wondering to myself, "what the fuck is going on with that crazy other gender?" like i honestly just do not even understand a teeny wee bit.
and yes, i am complaining.
a very dear friend of mine said to me a short while ago that she was (and i quote) "going through a boy drought." at first her comment made me laugh, because it made boys sound like water, which, come on, admit it, is funny. but then i began to think about it, and boy DO come in spurts, which are always followed by droughts.
perhaps the spurts are what create the drought, because when handled improperly, can cause some sticky situations. for example, when in the time period that has ample love interests in, a girl can be unsure of how she wants to handle it. perhaps she knows that one of those boys who have expressed an interest in her is the one she is going to go for. but what if she doesnt? what if the girl like numerous boys? this creates the problems. one can say that a girl in this situation wants to play the field, which is always the way to go. ALWAYS. she should have fun, see who is the most fun... *winkwink. the problem is, of course, when others hear of this playing the field, which they nearly always do. a girl can be sure things will soon be coming to a halt when this happens. there is also always the possibility of the girl not finding any of the suitors to be fun. this blows.
and now come the drought. droughts suck, droughts have no boys, they have no fun. droughts make girl feel bad about themselves, and question everything they thought they knew. during droughts you can be sure to see an increase in chocolate consumption, and a decrease in self-esteem. droughts often last much longer than the spurts. it can actually be successfully compared to weather patterns in australia.
so my question is, why cant there be just one boy to end the drought? just one boy to make me happy? just one boy top come and sweep me off my feet? well i dont know the answer to that, but... i might just go have some fun.
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TRES TRUE!!! BOYS SUCK :P Im in a drought thats lasted a LONG time :P
ReplyDeleteI have to disagree with your comments and opinions respectfully ; Women are in fact the initiators of such 'droughs' trust me , or it's the whorish/sluts that create droughts for the rest of you women.
ReplyDeleteBecause that would be no fun, why is it the guys fault! Come on girls take some innitiative! Take a chance, Fuck the results! anyways guys say the same thing aout girls.
ReplyDeleteIts sad that I (ME) have to tell you this *shakes head