My First Blog

yay!
my very first blog!
this is exciting...
i dont even really know what to write about
i feel like an entertaining story about my day, or a funny anecdote; unfortunately, i dont really have any at the moment.

well, i could come up with one off the top of my head. let me see... pondering, pondering... I GOT IT!

so once upon there was a very wholesome girl. she was a smart girl, she liked shoes, the colour red, and holding hands. for the benefit of this story, we will call this wholesome girl, jane. one day, jane went with some of her less wholesome friends to a party. jane had never been to a party, so this was her first time experiencing many of the tempations that highschool parties have to offer a youg girl. she saw many things that she had never seen. she saw boys kissing girls, and girls kissing girls (eww gross). she came across a new drink, and this drink was called tequila. now as much as she would never want to admit it, this tequila had a strange effect on her, or rather, an expected effect.
from across the party, she locked eyes with a boy. now this boy was not wholesome like she was, he was, in fact, a sleaze; but he was a sleaze who had some serious skill. it didnt take long for this boy to woe the young girl. jane was pleased that a boy had taken such interest in her, and she fell for his charm. after only being together for a few hours, the pair found themselves out in the front yard, under a canopy or a romantic willow tree. as they usual do while under the influence of tequila, one thing led to another, and soon the clothes of both the boy and jane found their way to the grass.
the host of the this party, was a cool child, his name was hugh the host. now hugh had noticed the two love birds had disappeared. he decided to go and look for them, and he found them hidden under their tree. instead of being a kind person and walking away, hugh had a better idea; really it was the best idea of all eternity. hugh grabbed the panties and trousers of jane, and ran off with them like a fox into the night.
jane was extremely sad about the loss of her pants, and she was extremely embarassed by having to sit naked while hugh refused to return her pants to her. but eventually they were returned, and all was correct again.
to jane, the story is an unhappy one.
but for everyone else. IT IS HILLARIOUS!